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While currently exclusive to Hotstar, these platforms rotate catalogs. Always check JustWatch.com before resorting to piracy.
For the uninitiated: John Carter is a confederate captain magically transported to Barsoom (Mars). In Hindi, the dubbing actually adds a layer of vintage pulp fun. Hearing the vicious Tharks (the four-armed green aliens) speak aggressive Bollywood-style Hindi? Chef’s kiss.
The movie bombed in the US due to bad marketing, but on Indian cable TV and YouTube, the Hindi dub turned it into a midnight movie classic.