Once you fire up the game, here is what you should play first:

Problem: "Game crashes as soon as I hit a six."

Problem: "The screen is black but I hear music."

Problem: "Players have missing heads or invisible bats."

Problem: "Slow motion during cutscenes."

Problem: "I downloaded an APK, not an ISO."

The menu music—a generic yet oddly satisfying EA Trax instrumental—is pure nostalgia therapy.