Brutalmaster - Dirty Chai Cutting Board Of Pain... «REAL»
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Rating: 4 out of 5 Demerits
We can’t give it a star rating. That would be too kind. This board is a masterpiece of anti-design. It is brutal. It is chai-flavored. It causes pain. And exactly 0.7% of the population will love it like a dysfunctional pet. BrutalMaster - Dirty Chai Cutting Board of Pain...
Most cutting boards require soap and water. The BrutalMaster requires a ritual. Rating: 4 out of 5 Demerits We can’t
To clean this board, you cannot submerge it. Water ruins the spice infusion. Instead, you must: BrutalMaster - Dirty Chai Cutting Board of Pain...
Failure to follow these steps results in the "Board of Pain" living up to its name—it will warp into a shape resembling a sad taco, rendering it useless for anything except prop comedy.
Let’s be realistic. The BrutalMaster - Dirty Chai Cutting Board of Pain is not for your grandmother. It is not for a vegan food blogger. It is for: